Hey! Welcome to whatever mess this is!

hey hi i make website. the only option to stop me doing so is removing my electronic devices


TOP TIP 0: view on something other than mobile phone hearty face
TOP TIP: you can click the note in the top-left to return to This Here Page... whenever you like!
TOP TIP 2: lots of things have words when you hover over them but it takes a bit to show up because my html skills are. mediocre.

































WAUGH